Chronically Online Embroidered Corduroy Hat
If your screen time report feels like a personal attack, congrats—you’ve earned this hat. “Chronically Online” is stitched front + center on soft corduroy, for anyone who’s always just checking one thing (and somehow it’s been 45 minutes).
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If your screen time report feels like a personal attack, congrats—you’ve earned this hat. “Chronically Online” is stitched front + center on soft corduroy, for anyone who’s always just checking one thing (and somehow it’s been 45 minutes).
